Olive Oyl nude photos leaked. More internet heritage.

Olive Oyl nude photos leaked. More internet heritage.

Scandalous photos of Olive Oyl appeared on the internet in yet another outrageous violation of celeb privacy today. Not surprisingly, children dealt with this traumatising scenario better than all the world's adult population. Kids throughout the planet are working together to help adults overcome their nervous, almost twitching urge to click on celebrity photos and videos of a sexual nature. While most chose to give their surrounding adults a talking-to, other kids questioned the effectiveness of simple, hour-long admonishments and applied their own impulses and methods. 10-year old Simon, who ambushed his school's receptionist while she was ogling at nude pictures of Oyl and other similar personalities, explained his honest concerns to our special correspondent. "I had to do it", pleads Simon, his voice insistent and full of fervour. "This shameless voyeurism must be put to an end. I really had to do it. I mean, what kind of a world will I leave behind for my children?" Similar apprehensions were shared by videogame superstar Mario, who became the first male celebrity whose nude pictures were leaked to the world earlier this year on a Sunday. "There's too much unnecessary information," he said, in a telephonic interview while cutting swiftly through a sky of blue pixels to collect his eighth consecutive mushroom in the game (score 13600 at the time). "We're creating unimportant data all the time- it's become almost a global habit- maybe it can't be helped...I believe that, as grown-ups, we're leaving behind too much for posterity. I mean, in terms our nude photos and sarcastic dialogues from television shows. But I don't think that's a bad thing." Neither Olive nor Popeye could be found for comment on this matter. But many a famous figure of our time have expressed anger and outrage over these major hacking scandals. Dora the Explorer, who according to our records had never before given an aggressive press statement, said she couldn't bother less about future generations right now. "I'm just worried about myself, COMPRENDE? One celebrity after the other, I could be next." Further interviews confirmed that such incidents are also having severe repercussions on the victims' grandparents. "It's harder for the Indian celebrities," said the Amul girl, whose nude selfies were unleashed on the web only last month. "My grandmother, who once made laddoos of my achievements, now refuses to look at my face. It became even easier for her to avoid me, thanks to a group of unidentified men in orange clothes, who ripped apart hoardings and instructed the company to change their mascot." So in an internet beset with leaked sex tapes and rampant digressions, two questions hit us smack in the middle of our guiltless faces- who will be Amul's next brand ambassador? And how did Mario even manage to give that interview in the middle of a game? Image by Reuters (originally by shameless anonymous hacker)

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