The Official Girlfriend Application - SoCalTundras

[Pages:3]The Official Girlfriend Application

This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs or other attached documents may sway my opinion one way or the other; feel free to attach anything you think may help you gain this position. Keep in mind that you must be completely honest while filling out this form. Your answers will be checked through Google, Myspace, Facebook, and other methods I deem necessary.

Any false information gives me the right to immediately void your application.

Section 1: The Basics

Full Name ____________________________________________________________

Last

First

Middle

Current Residence ______________________________________________________

City

State

Zip

Nickname _______________ Age _____

Eye Color ______ Natural Hair Color __________ Current Hair Color __________

Height ______ Weight (Circle One) 100 & 175

Section 2: Contact Information Home Phone ____________________ Cell Phone _____________________ IM Name (Please specify service, AIM preferred) _____________________ Email __________________________

Section 3: The Deal Breakers Are you or have you ever been a man?

Yes No

Do you smoke and/or use other tobacco products?

Do you drink heavily on a regular basis?

Do you use any illegal substances?

Do you have any tattoos?

Do you whistle on a regular basis?

Would any of your actions with previous boyfriends be considered not "Beth

Justin Approved"?

Disregarding your ears, do you have any piercings? Regarding your ears, are they gauged larger than 1/16th of an inch and/or

might they set off metal detectors at airports or government buildings?

Have you ever been convicted of anything by a court of law?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the previous questions, you may stop filling out the application now as we are not currently interested in your services.

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Section 4: Getting to Know You

Current Level of Education (Circle One) High School Some College College Graduate

What is your religious affiliation? _________________________________________________

What is your political persuasion? _________________________________________________

Could you explain what said persuasion stands for? Y N

Do you have any siblings? Y N

If yes, list their names and ages. ____________________________________________

What's your all-time favorite movie? ______________________________________________

I've seen: (Circle all that apply) The Matrix Trilogy

All 6 Star Wars

Serenity

Any season of Red vs. Blue

Are you easily distracted by shiny things? Y N

List your 2 favorite musical genres. _______________________________________________

Favorite sport and team (If any) __________________________________________________

Do you ski / snowboard or would you be willing to learn? Y N

Do you currently have a source of income? Y N

If yes, what is it? ________________________________________________________

Your thoughts on time travel? ____________________________________________________

Would the word "expressive" describe your face? Y N

Section 5: Short Answer

Describe yourself using three to four adjectives and zero to one noun. ____________________________________________________________________________ What is your idea of a perfect date, in three sentences or less? ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ What characteristics of mine led you to apply for this position? ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ Explain why I should pick you as my girlfriend in one sentence. ____________________________________________________________________________ List any special skills you have that may be relevant to this position. ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________

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Section 6: Relationship Background List the details of your past three relationships, starting with the most recent.

Name of Boyfriend:

Start Date:

End Date:

Were you the: (Circle one) Dumper Dumpee

Reason for breakup:

Name of Boyfriend:

Start Date:

End Date:

Were you the: (Circle one) Dumper Dumpee

Reason for breakup:

Name of Boyfriend:

Start Date:

End Date:

Were you the: (Circle one) Dumper Dumpee

Reason for breakup:

Section 7: References

Please Supply three references and their contact information (Phone, IM, and/or Email). ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________

Section 8: Certification

I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to the best of my knowledge, and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means deemed appropriate. I understand that filling out this form and submitting it for review does not guarantee that I will be chosen. I also understand that my information will not be released to independent 3rd parties and will only be viewed by the final judge(s).

Date: _____________ Applicant Signature: __________________________________

Please return to your completed application to me by any means deemed convenient.

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