Test Your Might Integrate
Second Album
*Mortal Calculus
*Harvey Mudder Girls
*Old time Sliding Rule
*Walking in Claremont
*Calculus Man
*Where Have all the Women Gone?
*C is for Constant
(in progress)
*Modern Nerdy Eastie
*We choose to live at East Dorm
*Stayin’ Awake
*Down at East Dorm
*Platt Matter
*I Think I’m Paranoid
Test Your Might Integrate
Test Your Might Derivate
Test Your Might Calculate
Test Your Might Postulate
MORTAL KOMBAT (16) MORTAL KALCULUS!
Fight (24+) solve
MORTAL KOMBAT (30.) MORTAL KALCULUS!
Finish Him! (38) Prove it!
Excellent (45+) Q.E.D.
Kato, Liu Kang, Raiden, Jonny Cage, Scorpion, Sub Zero, Sigma, cosine, G63 Newton’s method, complex plane,
Sonya tangent line, limits
MORTAL KOMBAT! (59-) MORTAL KALCULUS!
Fight (107) pi
MORTAL KOMBAT! (113) MORTAL KALCULUS!
Finish Her! (121) Prove it!
Excellent 128 Q.E.D.
Kato, Liu Kang, Raiden, Jonny Cage, Scorpion, Sub Zero, Theta, DE’s, vector fields, Rieman Sums, induction
Sonya polar graph, aleph-nought,
MORTAL KOMBAT! 142 MORTAL KALCULUS!
Finish Him 143.5 Prove it!
Excelent 147 By Induction
Finish Her 150.5 Prove it!
Excelent 154 By Contraditon
Fight 157.5
Test Your Might 212 Derivate
Test Your Might 215.5 Integrate
(219.5)
Kato, Liu Kang, Raiden, Jonny Cage, Scorpion, Sub Zero, trig-sub, u-sub, by parts, power rule, partial fractions,
Sonya symmetry, complex
MORTAL KOMBAT! 232 MORTAL KALCULUS!
Fight! 240 PLUS C!
MORTAL KOMBAT 246- MORTAL KALCULUS!
MORTAL KOMBAT 300 MORTAL KALCULUS!
MORTAL KOMBAT 307.5 MORTAL KALCULUS!
MORTAL KOMBAT 314.5 MORTAL KALCULUS!
Harvey Mudder Girls
Pomona girls are preppy
And think they’re really bright
And the Claremont girls are so big and buff
They could beat me in a fight
The Pitzer girls like liberal arts and enjoy to read and write
And the Scrippie girls are so lonely there
So with them we spend our nights
I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders
I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders
I wish they all could be Harvey Mudder girls
Harvey Mudd has the classes
Like bio and chem and stats
I dig a friendly girl who will gladly go
To a romantic date at Platt
I’ve been all around the whole 5C
and I’ve seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I’d rather be back at HMC
Back to the smartest girls in the world
I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders
I wish they all could be Harvey Mudders
I wish they all could be Harvey Mudder girls
Harvey Mudd has the profs
who love to make us work...
Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
words and music by Pete Seeger
Sung by Bob Dylan
Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the women gone
long time passing? at Harvey Mudd
Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the women gone
long time ago? long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone? Where have all the women gone
Young girls picked them, every one; To Scripps College, every one
Oh, when will you ever learn, Calculus, they’ll never learn
Oh, when will you ever learn? Calculus, they’ll never learn
Where have all the young girls gone, Where have all the athletes gone
long time passing? at Harvey Mudd?
Where have all the young girls gone, Where have all the athletes gone,
long time ago? long time ago?
Where have all the young girls gone? Where have all the athletes gone,
They've taken husbands, every one; Gone to CMC, every one;
Oh, when will you ever learn, Oh, there they will not learn,
Oh, when will you ever learn? Oh, there they will not learn.
Where have all the young men gone, Where has all the free time gone
long time passing? at Harvey Mudd?
Where have all the young men gone, Where has all the free time gone
long time ago? long time ago?
Where have all the young men gone? Where has all the free time gone?
They're all in uniform; We’ve studied for so long
Oh, when will we ever learn, Oh, now we have finally learned
Oh, when will we ever learn? Oh, now we have finally learned
Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the rich kids gone
long time passing? at Harvey Mudd
Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the rich kids gone
long time ago? long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone? Where have all the rich kids gone
Young girls picked them, every one; To Pomona, every one
Oh, when will you ever learn, C++, they’ll never learn
Oh, when will you ever learn? C++, they’ll never learn
Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the stoners gone
long time passing? at Harvey Mudd
Where have all the flowers gone, Where have all the stoners gone
long time ago? long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone? Where have all the stoners gone
Young girls picked them, every one; Down to Pitzer, every one
Oh, when will you ever learn, Oh, roll a joint, they have learned
Oh, when will you ever learn? Oh, smoke a bowl, they have learned
Calculus Man
Particle Man, Particle Man Calculus Man, Calculus Man
Doing the things a particle can Derives the things that calculus can
What's he like it's not important, Particle Man. Not useful, it’s not important, Calculus Man
Is he a dot or is he a speck? Delta x goes, to infinity
When he's underwater does he get wet? He gets an integral, always adds C
Or does the water get him instead? Or gets the area from a to b
Nobody knows, Particle Man. Under the curve, Calculus Man
Triangle Man, Triangle Man Chemistry Man, Chemistry Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man He reduces Calculus Man
They have a fight Triangle wins, Triangle Man. But Calculus integrates him, Calculus Man
Universe Man, Universe Man Biology Man, Biology Man
Size of the entire Universe Man. Size of the entire DNA strand
Usually kind to Smaller Man, Universe Man Usualy kind to smaller man, Biology Man
He's got a watch with a minute hand, The blood cells give, a helping hand
Millineum hand, and an eon hand. The white ones fight, the germs if they can
When they meet, it's a happy land When they meet, it’s a killing land
Powerful man, Universe Man. Powerful man, Biology Man
Person Man, Person Man Physics Man, Physics Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan Hit on the head by Apple Man
Lives his life in a garbage hand, Person Man Calls it gravity that made it fall, Physics Man
Is he depressed or is he a mess? Sits in his lab, and studys the stars
Does he feel totally worthless? Looks at sunspots, and looks at Mars
Who came up with Person Man? Worships the great Newton Man
Degraded Man, Person Man Scientist Man, Physics Man
Triangle Man, Triangle Man Chemistry Man, Chemistry Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man Chemistry Man was bit by a mole
They have a fight Triangle wins, Triangle Man Throws Physics Man, in a black hole, Chemistry Man
Old Time Sliding Rule
Just take those old records off the shelf Just take that old slide rule off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself. I’ll sit and calculate all by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul Today’s machines just aren’t that cool
I like that old time rock 'n' roll I like that old time silding rule
Don't try to take me to a disco Don’t try to give me a calculator
You'll never even get me out on the floor I won’t even know how to turn it on
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door I’d rather have what I know how to use
I like that old time rock 'n' roll I like that old time sliding rule
Old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule
That kind of music just soothes the soul It’s like doing math with real tools
I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule
With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule
Won't go to hear them play a tango Don’t like to have to push all those keys
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul Can’t believe it runs on batteries
There's only one sure way to get me to go I’ll use it on all my exams at school
Start playin' old time rock and roll I need my old time sliding rule
Call me a relic, call me what you will Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill Say I’m old-fashioned, say I’m over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul Today’s machines just aren’t that cool
I like that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule
Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule
That kind of music just soothes the soul It’s like doing math with real tools
I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule
With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule
Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule
Old time rock and roll, baby, just soothes the soul It’s like doing math with real tools
I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule
With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule
Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule
Old time rock and roll, baby, just soothes the soul It’s like doing math, with real tools
I reminisce about the days of old Call me too stubborn or call me a mule
With that old time rock and roll I like that old time sliding rule
Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time slide rule
It just soothes the soul It’s like using real tools
I reminisce about the days of old I’m a mathematitican, not a fool
With that old time rock and roll I’ll use my old time sliding rule
Still like that old time rock and roll Still like that old time sliding rule
Put on my blue suede shoes Put on my big gas mask
And I boarded the plane As I got off the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues Walked out in the land of the eternal smog
In the middle of the pouring rain Where it never ever rains
W. C. Handy - won 't you look down over me Urban legend says - there are mountains right near by
Yeah I got a first class ticket Yeah, I’ve also heard that rumor
But I'm as blue as a boy can be But all I see is the yellow sky
Then I'm walking in Memphis Then I’m walking in Claremont
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale All the vegetation is brown and bare
Walking in Memphis Walking in Claremont
But do I really feel the way I feel But is it really safe to breathe this air
Saw the ghost of Elvis Almost hit by a truck
On Union Avenue On Foothill Bouelvard
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland These Calilfornia drivers are the worst
Then I watched him walk right through They can’t safely drive a car.
Now security they did not see him Now the policemen did not see him
They just hovered 'round his tomb They were busy busting drugs
But there's a pretty little thing But there’s tension among the gangs
Waiting for the King Shots in the air rang
Down in the Jungle Room A fight between the thugs
Then I'm walking in Memphis Then I’m walking in Claremont
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale All the vegitation is brown and bare
Walking in Memphis Walking in Claremont
But do I really feel the way I feel But is it really safe to breathe this air
They've got catfish on the table They’ve got botiques in the village
They've got gospel in the air They’ve got palm trees in the sun
And Reverend Green be glad to see you That’s all the entertainment they have
When you haven't got a prayer When you want to have some fun
But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis There is nothing to do in Claremont
Now Muriel plays piano Now down the road is Pitzer
Every Friday at the Hollywood And across the street is CMC
And they brought me down to see her Way down south is Pomona
And they asked me if I would - Farther north lives the Scrippsies
Do a little number But the best of them all
And I sang with all my might Home to the most nerdly studs
And she said - A college--
"Tell me are you a Christian child?" At a place much better than Stanford
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight" Where is this: Why, it’s Harvey Mudd
Then I'm walking in Memphis Then I’m walking in Claremont
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale All the vegitation is brown and bare
Walking in Memphis Walking in Claremont
But do I really feel the way I feel But is it really safe to breathe this air
Put on my blue suede shoes Put on my big gas mask
And I boarded the plane As I got off the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues Walked out in the land of the eternal smog
In the middle of the pouring rain Where it never ever rains
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues Walked out in the land of the eternal smog
In the middle of the pouring rain Where it never ever rains
"Joining Larry are Uncle Cube and Mr. Shamik, who are part of that
infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything!"
[with apologies to Larry and the gang...]
We are the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay at home and work on stems
And if you ask us if we did anything
We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything.
Well, I've never burned Shamik up
And I've never made some napalm
And I've never been in Parsons with the big not-so-red ball
And I've never melted pennies
And I've never run from Camp. Sec.
And I've never been on any roofs at all.
'Cause we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay at home and work on stems
And if you ask us if we did anything
We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything!
And I've never climbed in Olin
And I've never climbed in Jacobs
And I've never been rappeling down the Galileo Wall
And I've never purchased dry ice
And I've never owned a blowtorch
And I've never been on any roofs at all.
Yes, we're the Pyros Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay at home and work on stems
And if you ask us if we did anything
We'll just tell you... we didn't do anything!
Oh, I've never made pinatas
And I've never toasted Settlers
And I never broke the ceiling of the physics lecture hall
And I've never smashed computers
And I never slept in Honnold
And I've never been on any roofs at all.
And we've never caught a kobold
And we've never worshipped Momar
And we hope to see Shamik and Lucas back here in the fall
And I've never frozen textbooks
And I've never summoned lightning
...and we've never been on ANY ROOFS AT ALL!!
(by Eric Brown and Matt Brubeck 1999-10-31)
“C” is for Constant
Now, what starts with the letter C? Now what stands the letter C?
Cookie starts with C Constant stands for C
Let’s think of other things that start with C Let’s think of other things that stand for C
Aw, who cares about the other things Aw, who cares about the other things
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C
Oh, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Oh, always always always add a C
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me Oh, C is for constant, always add a C
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C
Oh, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Oh, always always always add a C
Hey, you know what, a round cookie with one Hey, you know what, light speed also stands for C
bite out of it looks like a C But that has nothing to do with Calculus
A round dohnut with one bite out of it also looks like a C C can also stand for circumference
but it is not as good as a cookie But that usually is only in Geometry
Oh, and the Moon sometimes looks like a C Oh, and Carbon also stands for C
but you can’t eat that But that’s chemistry!
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me Yeah, C is for constant, always add a C
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for constant, always add a C
Oh, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Oh, always always always add a C
Yeah, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Yeah, always always always add a C
Oh boy, cookie cookie cookie starts with C Don’t forget, always always always add a C
juggling, simpsons, big not so red ball, 2000 fun balls, red dwarf
"We Didn't Start the Fire"
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray Dorm meetings, no beer, juggling, awesome cheers
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio ITR Games, chessers, solve the rubix cube
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television Integrating, fluffy bunnies, yes it’s fun, acting nerdy
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Death Chess, push your pawns, Streaking in the nude
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Awesome pranks, four-square, blow things up, comfy chairs
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye" Wasting time, lounge around, then stay up till after dawn
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen Too much caffine, frisbee, got the best cleaning lady,
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye Happyville, Timesuck Party, What is your purity?
CHORUS
We didn't start the fire We didn’t live in West Dorm
It was always burning Cause we don’t drink beer
Since the world's been turning And we like to hear
We didn't start the fire We didn’t live in North Dorm
No we didn't light it But with them we compete
But we tried to fight it Though we never screw sheep
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev EDC, Movies, Read a book up in the tree
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Gay rights signs, petty crimes, Walk in bare feet
Roy Con, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron Time Suck, Scandel Suite, aardvark, G63
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock" Hypecube, Brothel suite, and the Funball Suite,
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team IM games, we get creamed, volleyball’s a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland Walks to Pitzer, CMC, EDSP
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev Old junk, smashy-smash, Go to Putnam, fun with math
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez Procrastinate, stay up late, study until we crash
We didn't start the fire We didn’t live in South Dorm
It was always burning Because riding uni’s
Since the world's been turning Makes our sperm count puny
We didn't start the fire We didn’t live in Atwood
No we didn't light it Cause it’s way too cold there
But we tried to fight it And there’s two flights of stairs
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Blended drinks, Talking Schmack, different boardgames, forms of crack
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai" Boggle, Baw-man-now, mysterious moaning cow
Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball Nicknames, Simpsons craze, X-files every Sunday
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide Barbeques, MOB’s, laughing at the drunk northies
Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia Vegitales, Jugglers Jam, smash brothersm, Lots of spam
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go Laser tag, run and hide, Freshmen sleeping outside
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy RFS, songs for stems, swooping all the freshmen
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo Proctor Candy, Miss SWE, 10 minute parties
W didn't start the fire We didn’t live in Linde Dorm
It was always burning Cause our desks are bigger
Since the world's been turning And our couches better
We didn't start the fire We didn’t live in Case Dorm
No we didn't light it Cause we don’t need combos
But we tried to fight it On all our lounge doors
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land" ...
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say what else do I have to say (Oh...Fuck you Martin!)
CHORUS
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore South of North and East of West, East dorm is the very best!
CHORUS
We didn't start the fire We chose to live in East Dorm
But when we are gone But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on... It will live on, and on, and on, and on...
I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I am the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, Don’t give me alcohol cause it will make me feel queasy
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical I shower those who have a birthday and anyone else who I please
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; Standing on the big not so red ball I can juggle more than three
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I like to read a book in the hammock way up in the big tree
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, I can integrate a function and never forget to add C
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, After 2 a.m. I run through the courtyard, streaking in the nude
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I can solve every puzzle most noteably the rubix cube
ALL: ALL:
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. We can solve every puzzle, most noteably the rubix cube
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. We can solve every puzzle, most noteably the rubix cube
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. We can solve every puzzle, most noteably the rubix cube
SOLO:
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I never wear my shoes because I prefer to walk in bare feet
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: My friends live in Time Suck, Hypercube, and Scandel Suite
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I stay up and study on the couches till way after three
I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I am the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie
ALL: ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, We stay up to study on the couches till way after three
He is the very model of a modern Major-General. We are the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie
GENERAL:
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I go to the lab each night with my friends to play the game star crack
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, Or sit at my computer and send lots of e-mail to Schmack
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, I can program in C and Java and I know how to hack
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous; For all the puzzles sitting in the lounge I’ve really got a knack
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, I make sure that in the East Dorm lounge there’s never any porn
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd I live in the very best dorm
ALL:
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd we’re living in the very best dorm
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd we’re living in the very best dorm
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Cause in all of Harvey Mudd we’re living in the very best dorm
GENERAL:
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, Every Saturday at midnight we go down to play ITR games
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform: One of us is the mad killer but we don’t know who we should blame
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, So we chase each other with duct tape daggers down at AC
I am the very model of a modern Major-General. We are the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie
ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, So we chase each other with duct tape daggers down at AC
He is the very model of a modern Major-General. We are the very model of a modern nerdy Eastie
GENERAL:
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, I spend all my time playing smash brothers in G63
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-- I like to integrate many things especially fluffy bunnys
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy, I always dress up drag and enter the beauty paegent for SWE
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. I’m proud that all the other dorms say I am really nerdy
ALL:
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. We’re proud that all the other dorms say we are really nerdy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. We’re proud that all the other dorms say we are really nerdy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. We’re proud that all the other dorms say we are really nerdy
GENERAL:
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
ALL:
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
Tubthumbing
Little old Lady from Pasedena
East Side Story
My Girl
We Built this city
Last Kiss
Rock around the clock
Summer of 69
Old time rock’roll
Down of the corner
Walking in Claremont
YMCA
Semi-charmed life
Hotel California
*I will survive
*500 miles
Real Word
*Blowing in the wind
Girls just wanna have fun
Ironic 0! = 1 x^0 = 1 # of evens = # of integers
I think I’m paranoid
My girl
The Joker
twelve, plus a gross, plus a score (7)
plus three times square root of 4
divided by seven
times 5 times eleven
equals 9 squared and not a bit more
The integral 3 times 3
3 t squared, and plus 2 t
t-squared, t times nine
plus t cubed , and I can’t rhyme
But at last don’t forget to add C
When the Delta t’s nearly
1 over infinity
Of sigma of t
integrate from a to b
of the function t dt.
It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena It’s the little old college in Pasadena
It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena It’s the little old college in Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny go Go techies, go techies, go techies go
Got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red Super-Stock Dodge
And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard
It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena
You can see her on the street just gettin' her kicks now
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
With her four speed stick and her four-twenty-six now
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
She's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard
And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's a terror out on Coloradooulevard
It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena
If you see her on the street don't try to choose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
You may have a goer but you'll never lose her
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
The guys come to race her from miles around
But she'll them a length and she'll shut 'em down
And everybody's saying there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard
It's the liitle old lady from Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Granny go
Verse 1:
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, Well, you can tell list’ning to this boring prof
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Its snoozing time, i must doze off
Music loud and women warm. Mumbling loud, the room’s too warm
I've been kicked around since I was born. How in hell am i s’posed to learn
And now it's all right - it's O.K. - Now its all righ, its OK
And you may look the other way. He’ll just look the other way
Chorus:
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. We can’t try to understand the electric fields effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, Whether you’re a Freshman or whether you’re a Senior
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive. You’re stayin awake, stayin awake
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin' Your classmates are snoring, the prof is really boring
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. But we’re stayin’ awake, stayin’ awake
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive, Stayin alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Awake, stayin awake
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin Alive........ Ah ha ha ha Stayin awake.........
Verse 2:
Well now, I get low and I get high Now you can tell by the bags under my eyes
And if I can't get either I really try. That I was up studing way past sunrise
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, I'm O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
Chorus
Refrain:
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Caffine addiction. Somebody help me
Somebody help, me, yeah. Will you inject me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah. Caffine addiction, Somebody help, me, yeah
Verse 1 repeat
chorus
refrain
Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can
tell.... )
Class of 97: wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, suncreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen has been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own, meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. But never mind, you will never understand the power and the beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in twenty years, you will look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future or worry knowing that knowing that worry is just as affective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindsides you at 4 PM on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing.
*Don't be reckless with other peoples' hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealously. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself.
*Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch.
*Don't feel guilty if you don't know what to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year olds still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.
*Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the 'Funky Chicken' on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.
*Enjoy your body. Use it everywhere you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
*Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room.
*Read the directions even if you don't follow them.
*Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
*Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings. They are your best link to your past and the most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go. But for a precious few, you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, for the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
*Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
*Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old and when you do, you’ll fanaticise that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse but you'll never know when either one might run out.
*Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're forty, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of wishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen
Harvey Mudd Students: You don’t need sunscreen. Though the long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, under the thick Claremont smog, you won’t need it. The rest of my advice has basis no more reliable than my own, meandering experience, and from Professor Evans’ sworn testimonies. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the simpleness and beauty of frosh chem. But nevermind, you will not understand the simpleness and beauty of frosh chem until it’s over. But trust me, in three years when you’re in big Quantum, you’ll look back at your notes and recall in a way you can’t grasp now, how much free time you had and how easy it used to be. Traveling at relativistic speeds, you would not be as fat as you imagine.
Don’t worry about the finals, or worry but know that worring is just as effective as trying to solve a multivariable calculus problem by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your schedule are apt to be classes that you put off till your senior year. The kind that you skip lecture to sleep in an extra hour at 8:20 some idle Tuesday. Take one class every semester that scares you. Relax
Don’t be a jackass, and don’t put up with people who are. Study.
Don't waste your time worrying about your G.P.A. Sometimes you're doing bad, sometimes you’re doing worse. The race is long and in the end, you’re always behind
Remember the A’s you receive, forget the D’s. If you succeed in doing this, I’ll shower you. Keep your old low grade notices, throw away your old phone bills. Don’t stalk the women.
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what your major is good for. Many successful people have graduated with a degree in chemistry; and some of the most successful people even dropped out. Get plenty of sheep.
Be thankful for the gods of partial credit and for the CS tutors, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
(music change)
Maybe you'll graduatate, maybe you’ll drop out. Maybe you'll ITR, maybe you won’t. Maybe you'll go to grad school, maybe you'll dance the 'Funky Chicken' after getting your dissertation. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your grades are half chance. So are everybody else's.
Watch the Simpsons. Anytime you can. Don’t let down if others wan’t to watch Star Trek, the X-files, or the Superbowl. It’s the greatest t.v. show you’ll ever see.
Juggle. Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own Dorm Courtyard
Go to lectures, even if you don’t pay attention
Do not watch porn in the lounge, it will only make you feel ugly
(music change)
Call your parents at least once a month. You never know when you’ll need an extra credit card.
Be nice to your roommates. And remember, not on their stuff.
???Understand that friends come and go. But for a precious few, you should hold on.???
Work hard to bridge the gaps between dorms and classes, for the older you get, the more likely you are too move out to Case or Linde.
Take a class at Pitzer once, but leave before it makes you bored. Take a class at Pomona once, but leave before it makes you bored. Travel, off campus.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Stems will suck, freshmen will be swooped, and you too will get sleep dep, and when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were in high school, classes were easy, the ratio was lower, and you got 8 hours of sleep a night. Get 8 hours of sleep each night. Don’t expect stimulants to support you. Maybe you’ll take caffine pills, maybe you’ll drink coffee at Platt, but you’ll never know when either one might run out.
Don’t eat too much Platt food, or by the time you’re twenty, you’ll look 40.
Be careful whose advice you buy. Some people will tell you that they’ve caught a kobalt, others will swear that Harvey Mudd is a gateway to the underworld. But trust me on the Sunscreen.
E = mc^2 F is ma
young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.
young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...
young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
but you got to know this one thing!
no man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
and just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...
young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
that's when someone came up to me, and said,
young man, take a walk up the street.
there's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
they can start you back on your way.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...
y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.
young man, young man, are you listening to me?
young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
Early in the evenin' just about supper time,
Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind.
Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up.
Willy picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp.
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Down On The Corner, out in the street, Down at East Dorm, South of North and East of West
Willy and the Poorboys are playin'; The jugglers do the shower
Bring a nickel; tap your feet. And go right into Mills Mess
Rooster hits the washboard and people just got to smile, Right then out of nowhere, a game of crack begins
Blinky, thumps the gut bass and solos for a while. One side takes a bishop and looks like they will win
Poorboy twangs the rhythm out on his kalamazoo. Over on the chess board, they fork the king and queen
Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo. But the checker double jumps and it’s looking real mean
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You don't need a penny just to hang around, You don’t need permissions just to hang around
But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down? You can stay up in the thrid floor
Over on the corner there's a happy noise.
People come from all around to watch the magic boy.
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evenin'
Just about suppertime
Over by the courthouse
They're starting to unwind
Four kids on the cor
Chorus:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The food, the food, the food is Platt matter
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The food, the food, the food is Platt matter
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The food, the food, the food is Platt matter
We don't need no water let the Motherfucker burn, We don’t like to eat it cause it’s made out of rubber,
burn Motherfucker, burn. and it was cooked last week
Hello my name is "Jimmy Pop" and I'm a dumb White guy Hello I’m a Harvey Mudder and I’m a real nerd
I'm not "old" or "new" but "middle" school But this food is slowly killing me,
Fifth grade like "Jr. High" Tastes like it’s made of terds.
I don't know MoFo y'all peeps be bugging I wanna transfer to Pitzer where the food’s
givin' props to my ho cause she's fly real and therefore much more prefered
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat Cause I’m getting fatter cause living on Platt matter
known as "Kid Funky Fry" Is really quite absurd
Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye Platt matter is the basic form of matter in the universe
But if I crashed into "Uranus" I would stick it where the sun don't shine It’s delivered in large metal bins where heat radiation is immersed
'Cause I'm kinda like Han Solo always stroking my own "Wookie" Years ago it was much better but now Airmart has laid its curse
I'm the root to all that's evil yeah but you can call me "Cookie" McDonalds has better food cause food twice leftover is the worst
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Yo, yo Yo, yo
This "Hardcore Ghetto Gangster" thing does take a lot of practice Airmart stopped serving juice at all meals cause they are really cheap
I'm not Black like Barry White though I am White like Frank Black is Now they’ve charged us more for the food but lowered the quality
So if Man is "5" and the Devil is "6", then that must make me "7" They forget to cook it, at a temperature, so people are suffering
This Honkey's gone to Heaven from Samonella poisening
But if I go to Hell, well then I hope I burn well If I could only tell, what is that awful smell
I'll spend my days with JFK, Marvin Gaye, It could be mashed potateos, which are made
Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk by adding water and stirring well
and Kurth Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimmi Hendrix's poltergeist the gravy, was cooked, at Frarie, and the pop’s all watered down
And Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis, 'cause he's the "Anti-Christ" the eggs are instant, the bacon singed, and they burnt the hash browns
CHORUS
Everybody here we go(ooh, ooh)
Come on Pary People(ooh, ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh)
Throw your hands in the air(ooh, ooh) Let’s throw some napkin balls
Come on Party People(ooh,ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh)
Wave 'em like ya don't care(ooh,ooh)
Come on Party People(ooh,ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh)
Everybody say "Ho"(ooh,ooh)
Come on Pary People(ooh,ooh) Come on Harvey Mudders(ooh, ooh)
Everybody here we go(ooh,ooh)...(repeat and fade)
500 Miles
When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles But I would work 500 hours
And I would walk 500 more And I would come to every class
Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles Just to avoid another low grade notice and
To fall down at your door To try to get a pass
When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know
I'm gonna dream Dream about the time when I'm with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me a
Some call me the gangster of love Some say that I’m way to nerdy
Some people call me Maurice Some people call me
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love Cause I integrate fluffy bunnies
People talk about me, baby Grad schools talk about us, also
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong Say we’re the brighest, in the nation
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here,
right here at home
Cause I'm a picker I’m a Mudder
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun I do my homework in the sun
I'm a joker I’m a chemist
I'm a smoker A physicist
I'm a midnight toker And a biologist
I sure don't want to hurt no one Living as a Californian
You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time
Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
Wooo Woooo
People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home
You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time
You can look but you can't touch You can teach but I won’t get it
I don't think I like you much Sit in class and sleep a bit
Heaven knows what a girl can do Heaven knows why this is so hard
Heaven knows what you've got to prove Heaven knows if I’ll ITR
I think I'm paranoid and complicated I think I’m paranoid and sleep deprived
I think I'm paranoid, manipulate it I think I’m paranoid, trying to stay alive
Bend me break me Take notes, study
Anyway you need me Done means I get a D
All I want is you That’s my only goal
Bend me break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you
I fall down just to give you a thrill I
Prop me up with another pill Wake me up with a caffine pill
If I should fail, if I should fold If I should fail, if I should flunk
I nailed my faith to the sticking pole Then pack my bags in the car trunk
I think I'm paranoid, manipulate it I think I’m paranoid and sleep deprived
I think I'm paranoid, too complicated I think I’m paranoid, trying to stay alive
Bend me break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you
Bend me break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you
I think I'm paranoid
I think I'm paranoid
Bend me break me Take notes, study
Anyway you need me Hang with friends and smoke weed
All I want is you Get a little high
Bend me break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you
Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me
Bend me break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's alright
Bend me break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby it's alright
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day It’s mercury, in a liquid state
It's a free ride when you've already paid It’s how water is an acid or base
It's the good advice that you just didn't take It’s sulfur’s octet, has way more than 8
Who would've thought...it figures Who would’ve thought...it figures
Mister Play It Safe was afraid to fly Take water, even deionized
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye Has hydronium, and still hydroxide
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
*Repeat chorus*
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wring and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think
*Repeat Chorus*
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Real World
I wonder what it's like to be the rainmaker I wonder what it’s like if strings were really massless
I wonder what it's like to know that I made the rain I wonder what’s it’s like if pulleys had no friction
I'd store it in boxes with little yellow tags on everyone It’s best to ignore these annoying Complications
And you can come and see them when I'm...done, when I'm done And it really helps when we make...calculations
I wonder what it's like to be a super hero I wonder what’s it’s like without air resistense
I wonder where I'd go if I could fly around downtown I wonder what would happen without drag forces
From some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun It’ll work out just perfect, there’d be no terminal velocity
Boy I bet my friends will be...stunned, they're stunned Doing all the math would be...easy, it’s easy
(Chorus)
Yeah, Straight up, what did you hope to learn about here Yeah,
If I were someone else, would this all fall apart
Strange, where were you, when we started this gig,
I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me
I wonder what it's like to be the head honcho
I wonder what I'd do if they all did just what I said
I'd shout out an order, I think we're out of this man get me some
Boy don't make me wanna change my...tone, my tone
(Chorus)
Please don't change, please don't break
The only thing that seems to work at all is you
Please don't change, at all from me
To you, and you to me
(Chorus)
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN STAIRWAY FROM BECKMAN
There's a lady who's sure There a Mudder who knows
All that glitters is gold When a lecture’s a bore
And she's buying a stairway to heaven And she’s leaving the stairway from Beckman
When she gets there she knows When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed Student’s eyes are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for They’re missing the class they all paid for
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh, Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh,
and she's buying a stairway to heaven And she’s leaving the stairway from Beckman
There's a sign on the wall There are notes on the board
But she wants to be sure Telling what is in store
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings Cause you know it’ll be on the midterm
In a tree by the brook *In the front of the hall
There's a songbird who sings There’s a prof who knows all
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven And he’s teaches though no one is listening
Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me tired
Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me tired
There's a feeling I get My class in discrete
When I look to the west Nearly puts me to sleep
And my spirit is crying for leaving And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees Hundreds of daydreams
And the voices of those who stand looking At many places where I’d rather be
Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me tired
Ooh, it really makes me wonder Ooh, it really makes me tired
And it's whispered that soon And it’s rumored that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter
Ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh-ooh ohh hoh
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow If there’s a letter in your mailbox
Don't be alarmed now From one of your profs
It's just a spring clean for the May-Queen It’s just another low grade notice
Yes, there are two paths you can go by Yes, it’s likely that you will not pass
But in the long run But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on There’s still time to change the grade you have
And it makes me wonder And it makes me tired
Ahhh, hoh-hoh
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know Because you don’t know
The piper's calling you to join him ITR’s calling you to join them
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
(Guitar Solo)
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all, yeah-ee-yeah
To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying a stairway to heaven And she’s leaving the stairway from Beckman
Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven Imagine there’s no friction
It's easy if you try It’s easy if you hope
No hell below us Never on a pulley
Above us only sky Not even on a slope
Imagine all the people Imagine all vehicles
Living for today... Will not ever stop...
Imagine there's no countries Imagine strings are massless
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer You may laugh at my assumptions
But I'm not the only one But I’m am just a prof
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions Imagine there’s no drag force
I wonder if you can It’s ....
No need for greed or hunger No terminal velocity
A brotherhood of man And no air resistance
Imagine all the people Imagine parachuters
Sharing all the world... Falling like a rock
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
It’s a square wave after all
It’s a square wave after all
It’s a square wave after all
It’s a square square wave
It’s got one small peak and a little trough
Its only values are on and off
We are the jugglers who can’t do anything
We go to festivals, and do three balls
And if you ask us, if we do anything
We’ll just tell you...we can’t do anything.
Well, I’ve never juggled Mills Mess
And I’ve never done the yo-yo
And I’ve never done a passing pattern with any of my friends
And I’ve never done the shuffle
And I’ve never crossed my arms twice
And I’ve never juggled Rubenstein’s Revenge
Cause we’re the jugglers who can’t do anything
we go to festivals, and do three balls
And if you ask us, if we do anything
We’ll just tell you...we can’t do anything
And I’ve never done a shower
And I’ve never done Burkes Barrage
And I’ve never juggled by bouncing the balls off the floor
And I’ve never done a back cross
And I’ve never done a chin trap
And we’ve never juggled any more than four
Yes, we’re the jugglers who can’t do anything
We go to festivals, and do three balls
And if you ask us if we did anything
We’ll just tell you...we can’t do anything
Oh, I’ve never done a neck catch
And I’ve never done reverse chops
And I’ve never done a split or a stacked multiplex
And I’ve never done a kick-up
And I’ve never done a siteswap
And I’ve never done a 3-up piroutte
Yes, we’re the jugglers who can’t do anything
We go to festivals, and do three balls
And if you ask us if we did anything
We’ll just tell you...we don’t do anything
And I’ve never done Boston’s Mess in the Fall
...and we’ve never ever dropped a single ball
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