B I N G O - Wired

2016 OSCAR BINGO

B I NGO

John Travolta pronounces

Saoirse Ronan's name as "Sorceress

Rangoon"

Jennifer Lawrence does

something brassy and

oh-sospontaneous.

Louis Gossett Jr. pretends to understand whatever it is Lady Gaga is doing up

there.

Someone shown in the In Memoriam reel prompts someone to say "wait, they weren't already

dead?"

Sylvester Stallone terrifies Betty White with his patented punch-pose.

Billy Crystal shows up in the opening

number dressed as Immortan Joe.

Your mom texts you about Jacob Tremblay using rainbow-heart

emoji.

Co-presenters blame their lifeless banter on a Teleprompter malfunction.

A presenter interacts with a CGI character and it is... not good

Benicio del Toro presents

an award without finishing a single sentence.

A charming older man wins

for a movie you've never heard of--and is promptly cut

off by the orchestra.

A winner exits to the wrong

side of the stage, is

stopped by helpful awardswarden.

Someone makes a pro-Bernie comment to

mild applause.

Someone makes an anti-Trump comment to

wild applause.

Meryl Streep acts magnanimous. Or surprised. Or magnanimously surprised.

At least three people say "Chavo."

Chris Rock makes a joke comparing the "vast whiteness" of The Revenent

to the vast whiteness of you-know-what.

Mock-indignant Kevin Hart presents an award with someone a foot taller than him.

Tom Hardy makes his "glowering sea lion" face directly at the camera.

The camera lands on

Brendan Fraser clapping like a goddamn ogre.

Presenter Jared Leto makes a peace

sign and a nation cringes.

Leonardo DiCaprio tucks his vape pen to the side juuust as the camera cuts to him.

Eddie Redmayne

just sits there, looking

like a niceenough chap.

Someone at your party

Googles "michael fassbender picture of dick"

2016 OSCAR BINGO

B I NGO

Someone at your party

Googles "michael fassbender picture of dick"

Eddie Redmayne

just sits there, looking

like a niceenough chap.

Leonardo DiCaprio tucks his vape pen to the side juuust as the camera cuts to him.

Presenter Jared Leto makes a peace

sign and a nation cringes.

The camera lands on

Brendan Fraser clapping like a goddamn ogre.

Tom Hardy makes his "glowering sea lion" face directly at the camera.

Mock-indignant Kevin Hart presents an award with someone a foot taller than him.

Chris Rock makes a joke comparing the "vast whiteness" of The Revenent

to the vast whiteness of you-know-what.

At least three people say "Chavo."

Meryl Streep acts magnanimous. Or surprised. Or magnanimously surprised.

Someone makes an anti-Trump comment to

wild applause.

Someone makes a pro-Bernie comment to

mild applause.

A winner exits to the wrong

side of the stage, is

stopped by helpful awardswarden.

A charming older man wins

for a movie you've never heard of--and is promptly cut

off by the orchestra.

Benicio del Toro presents

an award without finishing a single sentence.

A presenter interacts with a CGI character and it is... not good

Co-presenters blame their lifeless banter on a Teleprompter malfunction.

Billy Crystal shows up in the opening

number dressed as Immortan Joe.

Your mom texts you about Jacob Tremblay using rainbow-heart

emoji.

Sylvester Stallone terrifies Betty White with his patented punch-pose.

Someone shown in the In Memoriam reel prompts someone to say "wait, they weren't already

dead?"

Louis Gossett Jr. pretends to understand whatever it is Lady Gaga is doing up

there.

Jennifer Lawrence does

something brassy and

oh-sospontaneous.

John Travolta pronounces

Saoirse Ronan's name as "Sorceress

Rangoon"

2016 OSCAR BINGO

B I NGO

Tom Hardy makes his "glowering sea lion" face directly at the camera.

Someone at your party

Googles "michael fassbender picture of dick"

Louis Gossett Jr. pretends to understand whatever it is Lady Gaga is doing up

there.

Chris Rock makes a joke comparing the "vast whiteness" of The Revenent

to the vast whiteness of you-know-what.

At least three people say "Chavo."

Someone shown in the In Memoriam reel prompts someone to say "wait, they weren't already

dead?"

Presenter Jared Leto makes a peace

sign and a nation cringes.

Leonardo DiCaprio tucks his vape pen to the side juuust as the camera cuts to him.

Benicio del Toro presents

an award without finishing a single sentence.

The camera lands on

Brendan Fraser clapping like a goddamn ogre.

John Travolta pronounces

Saoirse Ronan's name as "Sorceress

Rangoon"

Sylvester Stallone terrifies Betty White with his patented punch-pose.

Billy Crystal shows up in the opening

number dressed as Immortan Joe.

Someone makes an anti-Trump comment to

wild applause.

Someone makes a pro-Bernie comment to

mild applause.

Jennifer Lawrence does

something brassy and

oh-sospontaneous.

Eddie Redmayne

just sits there, looking

like a niceenough chap.

Mock-indignant Kevin Hart presents an award with someone a foot taller than him.

Meryl Streep acts magnanimous. Or surprised. Or magnanimously surprised.

A charming older man wins

for a movie you've never heard of--and is promptly cut

off by the orchestra.

A presenter interacts with a CGI character and it is... not good

Your mom texts you about Jacob Tremblay using rainbow-heart

emoji.

Co-presenters blame their lifeless banter on a Teleprompter malfunction.

A winner exits to the wrong

side of the stage, is

stopped by helpful awardswarden.

2016 OSCAR BINGO

B I NGO

Meryl Streep acts magnanimous. Or surprised. Or magnanimously surprised.

Mock-indignant Kevin Hart presents an award with someone a foot taller than him.

Louis Gossett Jr. pretends to understand whatever it is Lady Gaga is doing up

there.

A charming older man wins

for a movie you've never heard of--and is promptly cut

off by the orchestra.

A winner exits to the wrong

side of the stage, is

stopped by helpful awardswarden.

Sylvester Stallone terrifies Betty White with his patented punch-pose.

The camera lands on

Brendan Fraser clapping like a goddamn ogre.

Eddie Redmayne

just sits there, looking

like a niceenough chap.

Someone shown in the In Memoriam reel prompts someone to say "wait, they weren't already

dead?"

A presenter interacts with a CGI character and it is... not good

Presenter Jared Leto makes a peace

sign and a nation cringes.

Tom Hardy makes his "glowering sea lion" face directly at the camera.

Someone makes a pro-Bernie comment to

mild applause.

Someone makes an anti-Trump comment to

wild applause.

Co-presenters blame their lifeless banter on a Teleprompter malfunction.

Someone at your party

Googles "michael fassbender picture of dick"

Your mom texts you about Jacob Tremblay using rainbow-heart

emoji.

Jennifer Lawrence does

something brassy and

oh-sospontaneous.

Billy Crystal shows up in the opening

number dressed as Immortan Joe.

Benicio del Toro presents

an award without finishing a single sentence.

John Travolta pronounces

Saoirse Ronan's name as "Sorceress

Rangoon"

Leonardo DiCaprio tucks his vape pen to the side juuust as the camera cuts to him.

Chris Rock makes a joke comparing the "vast whiteness" of The Revenent

to the vast whiteness of you-know-what.

At least three people say "Chavo."

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