School of Life - Monday Munchees



School of LifeGive an opportunity to a wise man,and he will be yet wiser; teach a just man,and he will increase in learning.(Proverbs 9:9)Mark Twain has been called the greatest of the American writers. Where did he graduate from high school? He didn’t. You can say the same for Charles Dickens and Noel Coward. (L. M. Boyd)One of the great writers of children's stories, Hans Christian Andersen was born in the slums of Odense, Denmark, in 1805. He didn't receive any formal education until he was about twenty years old, when he first entered grammar school. (Charles Reichblum, in Knowledge in a Nutshell, p. 161)That style of residential architecture called “California ranch house” was created by an imaginative fellow named Cliff May. Without the degree and license to call himself an architect, he settled for “designer.” Builders paid him fees. From just one of his designs, they put up 18,000 houses. (L. M. Boyd)Before Louis Armstrong became world famous, he spent a lot of time walking in his neighborhood on the South Side of Chicago. One afternoon he noticed a small crowd gathered around two street musicians. He stopped to listen and, to his delight, they were playing his improvised chorus of “Struttin' With Some Barbecue.” At the finish of the number, Armstrong walked over and said, “Man, you're playing that too slow!” “How would you know?” the musicians challenged. “I'm Louis Armstrong. That's my chorus you're playing!” The next day the pair had a sign next to their tin cup. It read, “Pupils of Louis Armstrong.” (Bud Freeman, in You Don't Look Like a Musician)According to the Nielsen television rating figures, the average American child views 18,000 television murders by the time he is 18 years old -- in contrast to spending only 11,000 hours in schools. (Paul Stirling Hagerman, in It's a Weird World, p. 18)If you don't have a string of degrees after your name, don't worry, you're in good company. Irving Berlin, for instance, only had two years of formal schooling. He never took a music lesson in his life and never learned how to read music. When he composed his songs, he would hum the melody and a musical secretary would write down the notes. He became one of the greatest songwriters the country has ever known. (Bits & Pieces)Luther Burbank, who had no formal education beyond high school, was inspired by Charles Darwin's Variation of Animals and Plants under Domestication to pursue a career as a plant breeder. Using his keen memory and powers of observation to detect changes in his breeding stock, Burbank developed more than 80 new plant varieties. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts)Educations of business giants:Liz Claiborne – high school dropoutSoichiro Honda – vocational school dropoutJohn Hertz – quit school at 13Candido Jacuzzi – didn’t finish grammar schoolBernard Kroger – quit school at age 13Montgomery Ward – quit school at age 14. (World Features)Dr. Alexis Carrel, the French surgeon who generations ago invented the technique of sewing severed blood vessels back together, learned his craft from a lacemaker. (L. M. Boyd)Researchers checked out CEO’s of 1,000 top U.S. companies and learned 10 percent have law degrees, 18 percent have MBA's and 6 percent have no college. (L. M. Boyd)You qualified for the clergy in medieval times if you could read the opening words of the last verse of the 51st Psalm. (L. M. Boyd)Famed for his musical extravaganzas and elaborate choreography, Busby Berkeley never took a dancing lesson in his life. (Ripley's Believe It or Not: Book of Chance, p. 9)After one year at the University of Texas in Austin, Michael Dell, founder of Dell Computer, dropped out when his part-time computer business took off. Today, Michael Dell is a colorful and dynamic speaker. He begins many of his public speaking engagements with mention of the company he started in his garage based on the concept of “build-to-order” technology. No degree, no problem for Michael dell. But Dell has created big problems for older manufacturers of the PC market who now fight for market share in the arena of personal computers. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 65)To the list of renowned authors who didn't graduate from grade school add Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), Charles Dickens and Noel Coward. (L. M. Boyd)The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. (Tom Bodett, broadcaster/author)Raised on a Missouri farm, Walt Disney took art lessons through correspondence courses and at a local museum. He was known to have had a learning disability. He later was an apprentice advertising animator after serving in the Red Cross during World War I. Armed with no formal college education but much art instruction and experience as an illustrator, he set out for Hollywood to make animated films with his older brother, Roy, in 1923. Education or not, the Disney name grew, stuck, and is known throughout the world today. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 67)Since the 2008 recession, 99 percent of the 11.6 million new jobs created have gone to people with bachelor's degrees or at least some college education. About 68 percent of Americans, or 209 million people, do not hold a college degree. (, as it appeared in The Week magazine, July 15, 2016)******************************************************************They dropped out of law school:* Paul Simon -- dropped out of law school* The Limited stores founder -- dropped out of law school* Actor Hume Cronyn -- dropped out of law school* Al Gore -- dropped out of law school* Franklin D. Roosevelt -- dropped out of law school but passed the New York state bar exam. (World Features Syndicate)17 high school dropouts: 1. Richard Avedon, photographer2. Ellen Burstyn, actress3. George Carey, archbishop of Canterbury4. John Chancellor, news correspondent5. Amadeo Peter Giannini, founder of the Bank of America6. Cary Grant, actor7. Peter Jennings, ABC newscaster8. Billy Joel, singer/songwriter9. John Major, British prime minister10. Herman Melville, author11. James Naismith, inventor of basketball12. Wayne Newton, singer13. Arnold Schonberg, composer14. Edward Steichen, photographer15. Tracey Ullman, actress16. Leon Uris, author17. Lawrence Welk, bandleader.(Wallechinsky/Wallace, in The Book of Lists (The 90's Edition ), p. 38)A surprising number of dropouts have made it into the top 400. Bill Gates, the Microsoft whiz, left Harvard to tinker with software and developed the operating brain that is installed in nearly every personal computer. Kirk Kerkorian, a junior-high dropout and son of an Armenian immigrant fruit farmer, made millions from Hollywood deals and Las Vegas properties and is now a major Chrysler stockholder. Harry Wayne Huizenga, another college dropout, started a trash-hauling business with a beat-up old truck. By the time he was 31, he and his partner, Dean L. Buntrock, had built the business into the world's largest waste-services company, Waste Management, Inc. Later he turned his attention to a Dallas video-rental store that he built into Blockbuster Video. (Peter Lynch & John Rothchild, in Reader's Digest)******************************************************************Thomas Edison spent three months in school, and then was home-schooled by his mother. At the age of twelve he began his entrepreneurial ventures selling fruit, candy, and newsletters to railroad commuters. He suffered from deafness and later worked his way into a telegraph position with Western Union Telegraph. The kid with no education is now part of every American child’s education. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 65)As I was leaving church one Sunday, an elderly couple slowly moved down the narrow walk that led to the parking area. I tried to make my way around them, but they stopped to admire some flowers. When I tried to slip past, the woman bent over to smell a red rose, blocking my passage. Then the man smelled the rose, I waited patiently, along with others. As the man straightened up, he turned to me. “It took us almost a lifetime to learn to do that,” he said, and then moved on. (John Matus, in Reader's Digest)In a business class at the University of Wisconsin, Stevens Point, we had to interview a variety of local people and write a report. I thought the assignment was a waste of time until I spoke with a 78-year-old farmer. “How much education do you have?” I asked. “Six years of schoolin’,” he replied. “And 72 years of learnin’.” (S. G. H., in Reader's Digest)When a young man reported to a supermarket for his first day of work, the manager welcomed him and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” But I’m a college graduate,” the young adult replied. “Oh, I’m sorry,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom, and I’ll show you how.” (Tom R. Kovach, in The Saturday Evening Post)Benjamin Franklin attended school only between the ages of 8 and 10. That's all it took to produce one of the wisest and most revered men in our history. (Bernie Smith, in The Joy of Trivia , p. 43) The more we learn the more we realize how little we know. (R. Buckminster Fuller)******************************************************************Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft Corporation, went off to Harvard University to become a high-flying attorney like his father. But when his interest and intellect turned toward computers, he dropped out of Harvard, and went on to form his computer software company. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 64)The richest American, Bill Gates, dropped out of Harvard to co-found Microsoft Corporation with Washington State University dropout Paul G. Allen. (Paul Craig Roberts, in Reader’s Digest)******************************************************************“If I had been technically trained, I would have quit,” said King Gillette after spending eight frustrating years striving to invent and introduce his safety razor. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, p. 186)Why God never received tenure at any university: 1. He had only one major publication and it had no references. 2. Some people doubted that he wrote it himself. 3. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. 4. He expelled his first two students -- for learning. 5. When one particular experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 6. He rarely appeared in class, usually just telling students to read the book. 7. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top. 8. Although there were only ten requirements the great majority of students could never pass his test. 9. It may be that he created the world, but where has He been since? (On Course magazine)Patrick Henry quit school at age 10. Then learned Greek and Latin. (L. M. Boyd)You don't have to know much about the hotel business to be a hotel magnate, evidently. Conrad Hilton once said the only thing he'd learned about hotels was that the shower curtain should be placed inside the bathtub. (L. M. Boyd)Do horse dentists use Novocaine? Not generally. Most don't have medical licenses, so can't legally administer anesthetics. (L. M. Boyd)The best educated men are those who get their brain development out of their daily work. Quitting work in order to get an education was the idea of a monk who fled from the world because he thought it was bad; a fallacy we have partially outgrown. It takes work to get an education, it takes work to use it, and it takes work to keep it. (Elbert Hubbard)I learned more about economics from one South Dakota dust storm than I did in all my years in college. (Hubert H. Humphrey)That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach. (Aldous Huxley)Although he graduated from Caloundra State in 1979, Steve Irwin never had any formal education in dealing with animals. His learning came from daily contact and experiences with the animals at the park, as well exposure to the creatures that were brought in for his mother to rehabilitate. Shortly before his untimely passing, the University of Queensland’s School of Integrative Biology had chosen to name Steve an adjunct professor at the college. (D. L. Nashton, in Tidbits)Peter Jennings was a high school dropout. (Don Voorhees, in The Essential Book of Useless Information, p. 15)Did Jesus have credentials? Jesus was a healer without a medical license; he spoke of law without a law degree; he ministered to others without a Reverend or Father before his name; he counseled with no certificate hanging on his wall; he was a king without a crown or an earthly kingdom. To many, in today's world, he would have no obvious credentials. (Sandra Radhoff)Steven Jobs, founder of Apple Computer, dropped out of Reed College in Portland, Oregon, after one semester. The bright and audacious entrepreneur had a sixth sense for what sort of technology he wanted to see and use, so he launched the Apple computing empire. The kid without a college degree became a household name and a star of the information technology hall of fame. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 64)President Lincoln's successor, Andrew Johnson, never went to school. He had not learned to write and could barely read when his wife undertook teaching him these skills. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, p. 349)As breaks go, this is one of the biggest. Tommy Lee Jones won his first Broadway acting role only 10 days after arriving in New York. And Tommy Lee had never taken an acting lesson. He went on to star in the movie Coal Miner's Daughter. (Ripley's Believe It or Not!: Book of Chance, p. 4)After leaving school when he was thirteen years old, Henry J. Kaiser, industrialist and entrepreneur, became a photographer’s apprentice and bought the business at age twenty. After some career stints in construction and shipbuilding, he became heavily involved in labor relations. In 1942 Kaiser founded the first health maintenance organization, now known as Kaiser Permanente, which grew to become one of the largest HMOs in America. Education or not, he made his mark. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 66)13 famous American lawyers who never went to law school: 1. Patrick Henry (1736-1799), member of the Continental Congress, governor of Virginia2. John Jay (1745-1829), first chief justice of the Supreme Court3. John Marshall (1755-1835), chief justice of the Supreme Court4. William Wirt (1772-1834), attorney general5. Roger B. Taney (1777-1864), secretary of the treasury, chief justice of the Supreme Court6. Daniel Webster (1782-1852), secretary of state7. Salmon P. Chase (1808-1873) senator, chief justice of the Supreme Court8. Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), president9. Stephen Douglas (1813-1861), representative, senator from Illinois10. Clarence Darrow (1857-1938), defense attorney in Scopes trial of 1925. (While Clarence Darrow attended a law school for one year, he did not distinguish himself and preferred to study law on his own. He received the greater part of his education in a law office in Youngstown, Ohio)11. Robert Storey (b. 1893), president of the American Bar Association (1952-1953)12. J. Strom Thurmond (b. 1902), senator, governor of South Carolina13. James O. Eastland (b. 1904), senator from Mississippi. (Wallechinsky/Wallace, in The Book of Lists, p. 35)My father, an avid golfer, visited my Marine husband, Kevin, and me at Camp LeJeune, N.C. Not golfers ourselves, we set him up with a friend to fill out a foursome of two majors and a colonel. Afterward I asked Dad if he learned anything about the military. “Yes,” he said. “Whenever the colonel walks up to the te e, it's his turn. And whenever he takes a swing, it's, ‘That was a nice shot, sir.’” (Debra O'Heran, in Reader's Digest)BLAB SCHOOL: The autumn that Abraham Lincoln was fifteen he knew his alphabet, but he hadn't learned the art of "cipherin'" until he attended what was called blab school -- where all the children recited their lessons out loud at once. It was run by an itinerant teacher, Azel Dorsey. Early each morning Lincoln and his sister Sarah would walk four miles to the schoolhouse, a windowless cabin with split logs for seats. Paper was precious, so the students wrote on boards with charcoal sticks. The blab school lasted only briefly. Lincoln's formal schooling was to total about twelve months. The rest of his education, including studying law, was accomplished on his own. (John Whitcomb & Claire Whitcomb, in Oh Say Can You See, p. 148)Our lives teach us who we are. (Salman Rushdie)What we learn with pleasure we never forget. (Alfred Mercier)Mozart never went to school. (Jack Kreismer, in The Bathroom Trivia Book)******************************************************************20 famous people who never attended college: 1. Joseph Chamberlain, British statesman2. Grover Cleveland, U.S. president3. Joseph Conrad, British author4. Aaron Copland, U.S. composer5. Hart Crane, U.S. poet6. Eugene Debs, U.S. socialist leader7. Amelia Earhart, U.S. aviator8. Paul Gauguin, French painter9. Kahlil Gibran, Syrian author and painter10. Ernest Hemingway, U.S. author11. Rudyard Kipling, British author12. Abraham Lincoln, U.S. president13. H. L. Mencken, U.S. editor and journalist14. John D. Rockefeller, U.S. oil magnate15. Eleanor Roosevelt, U.S. lecturer, author, and humanitarian16. George Bernard Shaw, British playwright and critic17. Dylan Thomas, British poet18. Harry S Truman, U.S. president19. George Washington, U.S. president20. Virginia Woolf, British author. (Wallechinsky/Wallace, in The Book of Lists, p. 277)15 famous people who never graduated from grade school: 1. Andrew Carnegie, U. S. industrialist and philanthropist2. Charles Chaplin, British actor and film director3. William “Buffalo Bill” Cody, American scout and showman4. Noel Coward, British actor, playwright, and composer5. Charles Dickens, British novelist6. Isodora Duncan, U.S. dancer7. Thomas Edison, U.S. inventor8. Samuel Gompers, U.S. labor leader9. Maksim Gorky, Russian writer10. Claude Monet, French painter11. Sean O'Casey, Irish playwright12. Alfred E. Smith, U.S. politician13. John Philip Sousa, U.S. bandleader and composer14. Henry M. Stanley, British explorer15. Mark Twain, U.S. humorist and writer. (Wallechinsky/Wallace, in The Book of Lists)Among those who'd never read any law books whatsoever between 1820 and 1850 in the United States were numerous men accredited not only as lawyers, but also as judges. (L. M. Boyd)******************************************************************Isaac Newton dropped out of school when he was a teenager, at his mother's behest. She hoped he would become a successful farmer. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, p. 146)Nancy Aston, a member of Unity Center of Practical Christianity, Kitchener, Ontario, Canada, was the winner of the World Poetry Prize at its annual convention in New York City. Her poem “Voice of Canada” won first prize of $10,000. It is said that life begins at forty. Nancy, sixty-eight, didn't begin writing poetry until she was forty. Although she had only a ninth-grade education and no formal training, Nancy has always been fascinated with words. “I've never studied poetry forms. I tried, but just became confused,” she said. “I seldom change anything because I don't think it's good to chop up a poem and analyze it. If it's not right the first time, I abandon it.” (The Unity World Report, Summer, 1994)******************************************************************Some people never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. (Alexander Pope)A little learning is a dangerous thing. (Alexander Pope)******************************************************************Charles William Post attended Illinois Industrial College (now the University of Illinois) but soon dropped out, believing that school was a waste of time. He manufactured agricultural machines and worked on various inventions. After undergoing medical treatment in Battle Creek, Michigan, Post developed Postum Food Coffee and launched one of the first massive advertising campaigns for a food product. He later introduced Post Grape Nuts and Post Toasties, which illustrate his health-conscious approach to diet. Sadly, Post sporadically suffered from depression and fell victim to suicide after recovering from appendicitis. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 66)******************************************************************Approximately 3,500 men were practicing medicine at the time of the American Revolution. Only about 400 had a medical degree. Of the much larger number of women who practiced, even a smaller number had had formal training. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, p. 240)According to Herodotus, the Babylonians had few doctors because they left illness to the wisdom of the public. A sick individual was placed in the city square, where passersby who had suffered from the same ailment, or had seen it treated, gave him advice on how to be cured. Pedestrians were forbidden to pass such an individual without inquiring about the complaint and “prescribing” for it if they could. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, p. 240)******************************************************************Nine of the thirty-nine U.S. Presidents did not attend college: Truman, Cleveland, Andrew Johnson, Lincoln, Fillmore, Taylor, Van Buren, Jackson, and Washington. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, p. 347)Renewal is an idea that my friend John Gardner, founder of Common Cause, turns to again and again. As John says, “It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.” (Liz Carpenter)Saint Francis, who founded the Franciscan religious order in 1209, had no theological training. (Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, p. 56)While attending a laser seminar for obstetric and gynecologic surgeons, I found a booth where the doctors were encouraged to practice their laser skills on animal tissues. One young intern used an excellent technique dissecting a membrane. “Where did you learn that?” I asked her. “Labs? Seminars? Conferences?” “No way,” she replied. “Nintendo!” (Andy Lopreato, in Reader's Digest)An army chaplain posted the following sign on the door of his quarters: “If you have troubles, come in and tell us about them. If not, come in and tell us how you do it.” (Bits & Pieces)I can learn something from everybody, although it's often something I really didn't want to know. (Ashleigh Brilliant, in Pot-Shots)Spoon-feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. (E. M. Forster)A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I'm a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how.” (Richard L. Weaver II, in Vital Speeches of the Day)******************************************************************Four Supreme Court chief justices who never attended law school: Salmon P. Chase, John Marshall, Roger Taney, and John Jay. (Rocky Mountain News)U.S. Supreme Court justices are not required to have any legal training. That's somewhat hard to believe because those judges rule on some of the most complex legal questions in the nation. But nowhere in the Constitution does it say that Supreme Court justices have to be lawyers, or have any legal training. In fact, several justices in the court's history had never attended law school. And James Byrnes, on the court from 1941 to 1942, had little formal education and never attended college. (Charles Reichblum, in Knowledge in a Nutshell , p. 80)******************************************************************Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy’s International, dropped out of school in Fort Wayne, Indiana, in the tenth grade and went to work full-time at a local restaurant. The ambitious Thomas’s lack of education never seemed to impede his ability to build a major fast-food corporation, which now has over 4,400 locations in over 34 countries and territories. (Jim Romeo, in Business’ Most Wanted, p. 65)An army chaplain posted the following sign on the door of his quarters: “If you have troubles, come in and tell us about them. If not, come in and tell us how you do it.” (Bits & Pieces)The only 20th century U.S. president who didn't have a college education was Harry Truman. (L. M. Boyd)When many college graduates get out into the world, they're surprised to discover how much uneducated people know. (Bits & Pieces)Although the U.S. Capital building is one of the most beautiful buildings in America, it was originally designed -- not by a professional architect -- but by an amateur. Congress established a contest for someone to design the Capital in 1793, and the winner was Dr. William Thornton, who had no training as an architect. He was awarded $500 and a city lot. (Charles Reichblum, in Knowledge in a Nutshell , p. 158)The beauty of U.S. government is that it gives on-the-job training to its Presidents. The four-year course is free and also provides an intern salary of $200,000 a year, plus free housing. (Art Buchwald, in Los Angeles Times)The extent of George Washington’s formal education corresponded to about the fifth grade in a modern public school. (E. C. McKenzie)Eighty-five percent of the TV weather reporters learn on the job, not in meteorology classes. That's why the accredited meteorologists among them make such a big deal of it. (L. M. Boyd)Walt Whitman, author of the American classic “Leaves of Grass,” ended his formal schooling at the age of 11. (Ripley’s Believe It or Not!: Book of Chance, p. 331)Brigham Young had exactly 11 days of formal education. So say those who know their Mormon history. (L. M. Boyd)****************************************************************** ................
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