9/11 (Another player of your choice) your left)
9/11
(Another player of
your choice)
A day to somberly remember
a tragic event. And buy lots of stuff with American flags.
Because I'm not going
down alone.
Everyone must stand up and have a moment of silence before reading cards.
(The OP)
(The player to
your left)
I can't believe you posted
THAT.
Why are we friends
again?
(The player to your right)
Which one are you?
A Cure For Cancer A Fleshlight
A Pretty Princess
Why can't you be a genius A masturbation aid with With ribbons and a tiara
doctor like your brother? a clever name.
and a pony and shit.
If you are female, you get one extra Like.
A Punch to the Baby-Maker
It hurts. A lot.
A Realistic Silicone Love Doll
I hear they're popular in Japan.
A Series of Tubes
"The internet is a--a series of tubes!" -Sen. Ted Stevens
A Steaming Bowl of Shit
Tonight on Fox!
Discard two cards from your hand.
Aborted Fetuses
Take a picture to protest with.
Adolph Hitler
Adorable Kittens
ProTip: Compare people Cute, fuzzy, baby cats. to him to win arguments.
All players must read cards in an outrageous German accent.
All That's Good and Holy
What's that doing in this game?
Alligator Arms
Alternative Energy
Your tiny little arms are Wind, solar, fairy dust,
useless here.
etc.
Americans
USA! USA! USA!
You must read this card in a Southern American accent.
An Obviously Affected British Accent
You're not fooling anyone, chap. Cheerio!
You must read this card in a British accent.
Anal Probes
Anonymous
Aliens do that to people For We Are Many they abduct. People from trailer parks.
Asians Being Racist Against Each Other
This happens a lot.
Autotuning
Providing songs by the tone-deaf since 1997.
Ayn Rand
Baby Carrots
Author of Atlas Shrugged They're trying to turn me
and the 40-page
gay!
monologue contained
therein.
Birth Control Pills
I heard on the talk radio that only sluts use these.
Blackjack and Hookers
I'm gonna go make my own card game...
Draw 2 Comment Cards.
Botched Plastic Surgery
Eew. Just eew.
Bronies
Buttsex
They never shut up about If you're into that
My Little Pony.
kind of thing.
Draw 3 Comment Cards, then discard 3 cards.
Certified Angus Beef
Angus is actually the most common breed of cattle in the U.S.
Child Beauty Pageants
You don't know the meaning of the word "creepy" until you see one of these.
Cock Push-Ups
It hurts my cock.
China
Chuck Norris
Clinical Anxiety
Where to even begin?
Star of Walker, Texas Ranger, and roundhouse kicking enthusiast.
oh got can't breathe
Look at the 5 cards on top of the Comment Cards deck. Take one and put the rest back in any order you like.
Cockfighting
Conquistadores
Creationists
Male roosters fighting. What were you thinking of?
Brutal conquerors of the The earth is only 6,000 New World. Or masked years old? BWAHAHAHA! wrestlers.
Steal 2 Likes from one other player of your choice.
Crunchy Boogers
Now you're just trying to be gross.
Crystal Meth
You didn't need those teeth anyway, right?
Cunnilingus
The thing where the tongue goes in the vagina.
Dead Parents
What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common?
Death Lasers
Just a couple of small death lasers, I swear!
Another player of your choice must discard 2 cards that you choose randomly.
Divination with the Entrails of a Freshly Sacrificed Virgin
But it has to be a FRESH virgin.
Doctor Who
British sci-fi about a tweedy time traveler in a blue box.
Discard any cards in your hand that start with vowels. Draw enough new cards to replace them. (Only do this once.)
Dwarf Tossing
No one tosses a dwarf!
Elvis Presley
Entitlements
Fluffy Bunnies
Freddy Mercury
The King of Rock and Roll All those leeches sucking on the government teat!
This round anyone who didn't get any Likes will get one free Like.
Look at them with their twitchy noses! They're plotting something!
Flamboyant lead singer of Queen, died of AIDS.
Gaydar
Genghis Khan
George Takei
For detecting gays. Accurate within 25 feet.
Founder of the Mongol Empire. Also appeared in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Oh my. (Also, Sulu.)
God
The Alpha and Omega
Going Back in Time Happy Little Trees
Hey, it worked in Back to the Future!
Bob Ross liked to paint these.
Discard your entire hand and draw 10 cards.
Holograms of Dead People
Because that's totally tasteless, right Tu Pac?
Hypnotism
You are getting sleepy...
If you have a Comment Card with the name of a famous person, you can discard it to get an extra Like (but only one).
Jackie Chan
Killer Bees
Lady Parts
Marxism
Always kung fu fighting. Are we still supposed to Also known as vaginas. be afraid of those? I don't remember.
Anyone actually know what that is? Anyone at all?
Me
When I said "I hate everyone," that includes myself.
Megashark
Once clashed with Crocosaurus.
MILFs
Misandry
Moms I'd Like to Fuck. Prejudice against men.
(i.e., mom that aren't like TOTALLY a real problem.
yours oh snap!)
:rolleyes:
Misogyny
Being shitty towards women, because the world just isn't terrible enough otherwise.
Murder
My Friends
My Job
The ending of a human life with malice aforethought.
Pick another player; they have to discard their entire hand and draw a new hand of 10 cards.
Like the fuckers I'm playing this game with. Did I say that out loud? Shit. Just kidding.
I'd rather be writing sarcastic shit for card games.
My Secret Past
Wouldn't you like to know?
My Self-Esteem
There's not a lot of it.
Nick Nolte
Insane actor. May also be Quetzalcoatl.
Nyan Cat
Pop tart cat set to annoying Vocaloid music. Let's run this shit into the ground.
Obamacare
Also known as the Affordable Care Act. Watch out for death panels!
Only the Best of Intentions
Sure. We believe you.
Open Mic Night
Paternity Tests
at the Chuckle Hut
The search for the baby
The most brutal audience daddy.
for standup comedy since
the Apollo.
Poop
Also known as Number Two.
Premature Ejaculation
Sorry, honey.
Discard up to three Comment Cards from your hand.
Pretty Flowers
They smell nice too.
Puberty
Not your brightest hour.
Ragnarok
The end of the world, according to Norse mythology.
Rainbows and Sunshine
And unicorns and happiness!
Rainy Days
Regret
Sigh. Guess we'll have to That thing we all have stay inside and play more lots of. of this card game.
Everyone draws 2 Comment Cards.
Reverse Racism
Whatever that means.
Ronald Reagan
Rubber Duckies
Rush Limbaugh
Actor, guy who sold out other actors to McCarthy, President, Conservative Saint
You make bath time so much fun!
Big fat idiot or big fat patriot? You decide!
Sadness
Schadenfreude
Schindler's List
Sean Connery
Single tear.
Delight at others' suffering. Germans invented it.
A film about a German Played James Bond, a businessman who tries to dragon, and the guy from save Jews from the Nazis Zardoz. by employing them in his factory. Serious Business. Everyone must read
their cards in their best (worst?) Sean Connery
Shame
Shitty Dubstep Music Shrimp Fest
Smooth Jazz
That thing we have very wub-wub-wub-wub-wub All you can eat shrimp! little of.
Not to be confused with soul jazz, acid jazz, latin jazz, or Jazzy Jazz McJazzerton.
Snakes
Why did it have to be snakes?
Spankings
Some people are into that kind of thing.
Star Wars
Strip Poker
Required viewing for all Think carefully about
nerds.
who you play this with.
Sweater Vests
Swedish Meatballs
What do Jimmy Carter The best part of a trip to and Rick Santorum have IKEA. in common?
The Bermuda Triangle
Tonight on Mysterious Mysteries of the Unknown!
The Black Lung
Sucks to be a coal miner.
The Debilitating Polio Virus
You didn't need that spine, right?
The Diabeetus
That's how Wilford Brimley says "diabetes."
The Duck-Billed Platypus
Now I know God's just messing with us.
The Easter Bunny
Brings candy to all the boys and girls to help remember Jesus' brutal crucifixion and subsequent resurrection.
The Evil Eye
Why's it never the Good Eye or the Chaotic Neutral Eye?
The Female Orgasm
That's a thing, right?
The Four Food Groups
Dairy Council propaganda!
The Glass Ceiling
The thing that keeps women from attaining high positions in business.
The Goddamn Batman
Not just any Batman.
You must read your answer in your best Dark Knight voice.
The Holocaust
I'm sure you'll do something horrible with this card.
The French
Don't worry; the French are stereotyping you right back.
Everyone must read their cards in an outrageous French accent.
The Holy Bible
The power of Christ compels you!
The Homosexual Agenda
Step 6: More Showtunes (That's a gay stereotype, right?)
The Ides of March
Bad news for Caesar.
The Interwebs
Home of the Twitters and the FriendFace.
The KKK
Beware the racist Halloween ghosts.
The Last Space Shuttle Flight
Now all that crappy freeze-dried ice cream will go to waste!
The Patriarchy
The Mark of the Beast The Metric System The N-Word
666 or something?
Draw six Comment cards and lay them face up on the table. Go around the table (starting with you) taking turns picking up cards.
The Pope
A system of measurements favored by nonAmericans and science nerds.
No comment.
The Rape of Nanking The TSA
Men work and rule, women stay in the kitchen. Why? Because the Patriarchy said so!
Head of the Catholic Church.
Hey, Japan got in some atrocities in WWII too!
The molestation is all to keep you safe while you fly.
If you are male, you get one Like.
The Virgin Mary
Tramp Stamps
Trannies
Tree Huggers
Best excuse for a pregnancy ever.
What better way to say So can we add
"I'm a whore" than a
"transphobia" to the
tattoo on the small of the list of things that's
back?
wrong with you?
If you like that tree so much why don't you marry it?
White Privilege
Privilege means never having to think about privilege.
Whiteness
Your Mother's Muffins Acting Like a
Responsible Adult
It doesn't mean I'm better I married your mother for
than you, it just means I her muffins. get treated that way.
Did I fool them?
Adding Made-Up
Adding Pumpkin
Bullshit to Wikipedia Spice to Goddamn
Articles
Everything
This is my Wikiality!
Starbucks does this every autumn.
Angry Fisting
Why can't it be a happy fisting?!
Auditioning for Blue Man Group
You do realize they don't have speaking parts, right?
Being a Team Player
Also, a detail-oriented go-getter!
Being Friends With You
I really have no idea why anymore.
Being the Boss and Making Important Decisions
Cigar smoking optional.
Being Wrong on the Internet
So many people doing this, so little time.
Blaming Someone Bleeding From Else For Your Farts Every Orifice
He who smelt it dealt it. Eew. No.
Bowing to Foreign Leaders
Don't bow when you could kick in the nuts.
Boycotting Chick-Fil-A
Just because they support traditional marriage (by donating to anti-gay hate groups).
Bribing the Little League Umpire
Participation trophy my ass!
Building the Perfect Fuck Machine
Soon.
Burning People Alive While Masturbating to Their Screams
Uh. Wow. No.
Burning the Candle at Both Ends
And not in a sexy way.
Burning Witches
If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood...
Casting a Shadow
One of the burdens of being a creature of the light.
Casting the First Stone
Castrating Someone With Rusty Pliers
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." -Some Rabbi
Ow. Just no.
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