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Funny Wedding Quotations

Here are a few funny wedding quotes and one-liners that will surely bring a smile on the guest's faces and will make your speech interesting and appealing.

Helen Rowland In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is still continued. Anonymous Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail. Ambrose Bierce Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. Erma Bombeck Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Anonymous Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Anonymous Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked. Jule Renard Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Nick Faldo We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. Zsa Zsa Gabor A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. Joey Adams A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions... your wife asks for nothing.

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Few One-Liners It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out Woman like silent men, they think they are listening

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