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How To Attract Women With Humor

Whether you're already a funny person or you don't have a single funny bone in your body, this report will show you how to be funny and make people around you laugh, enjoy your company more, and even become attracted to you.

It's actually pretty easy when you learn how. So, let's jump right in, shall we...?

Why Laughter

When surveyed, most people - especially women - always list "sense of humor" as one of the most important and attractive qualities they'd like their potential mate to have.

Most women love to laugh and they can't help but be drawn to a guy that can make them laugh.

Moreover, very few guys can really make a woman laugh. Most guys only think they're funny. Sure, they may be funny to their guy friends, but women will only laugh at their jokes to be polite or to not hurt their feelings.

(You are about to set yourself apart from these 'clowns' - with the help of this special report.)

The best public speakers also often open their talks with a joke. Because, when you can get a person to laugh, it opens them up, relaxes them, and gets them in a more receptive mood.

Laughter gets people to have more fun, let down their hair, and just enjoy the moment. Most of their cares, worries and concerns just seem to fade into the background.

Most importantly, when people are laughing with you, they are obviously enjoying your company. And, oftentimes, they want more of what you've got. They want the good feelings and fun times to continue.

Laughter isn't enough to make a woman feel romantically attracted to you, but it's a really great start.

(By the way, I will show you what else you can do, after you've made them laugh, in order to attract them to you, even further.)

Comedians Aren't Funny

So, right about now, you may be thinking..."All this is fine, but I'm just not a naturally funny guy."

You know what? It doesn't matter!

You don't have to born funny in order to be funny. Like most other things in life, humor can also be developed. You can learn to be funny.

Let's take comedians, for example. These are people whom we view as being the funniest people in our existence.

Yet, most comedians are not funny at all when they're not performing on stage. This may surprise many people to find out, but it's true.

Very few comedians are naturally funny, even when they're not trying to be. Guys like Jim Carrey and Robin Williams come to mind.

But... even Robin Williams doesn't do 100% of his shows spontaneously. His shows, as well as his TV appearances, are planned out in advance.

In fact, I once saw him use the same joke, repeatedly, on 5 different talk shows that he appeared on.

My point is, some of the funniest people alive actually work on being funny! They plan what to say in advance.

So, don't feel like you have to be naturally funny, if you aren't already. You can do the same as what the experts out there are doing, which is prepare ahead. I'll talk more about this soon.

If You Don't Laugh Much...Or At All

Okay... if you're not naturally a funny person, that's okay. It's not really a big deal.

But... if you just aren't someone who laughs all that much, if at all, whether it's because of your personality or because of too much stuff going on in your life...

...you've got a serious problem! And, it needs to be addressed immediately.

You're taking life way too seriously. And, it's going to have a negative effect in your life (if it hasn't already,) including your relationships, your health, and maybe even your wealth.

You're going to repel opportunities, as well as beautiful women, away from you - without even trying. And, you're also going to cause your body to age faster, by not releasing the tension and stress with regular laughter.

Life is to be enjoyed. I don't care how bad you think you may have it, there's someone out there who is doing 10 times worse than you are. So, snap out of it.

Yes, we all have jobs/businesses, bills, and all the challenges and responsibilities that life throws at us. But, if you can't take the time out to laugh, you're going to be miserable, no matter how successful you become or how much money you make.

So, change that now. Start laughing more. And if you're one of those people who rarely thinks anything is funny, start looking for more things that you find funny.

I'm dead serious about this. This is your life we're talking about here. If you want to be happier, healthier and enjoy life as much as possible, you need to start laughing more.

And...You need to start making other people around you laugh more, especially your friends and loved ones.

Life is too short, and too darned important, to be spent being grumpy, mopey, angry and/or sad.

I strongly encourage you to start doing this right away - starting today. Not only will you find more joy in life, you may even extend your life! Plus, you will bring some joy into other people's lives too!

Warning: By the way, if you happen to run into a woman that fits the above description, I.e. she just can't seem to laugh at anything, run in the opposite direction! Avoid her like the plague. Seriously. (I'll talk more about this later.)

Okay...moving on...

10-Second Quick Start

My guess is that you don't want to spend months or even years in learning how to be funny. You probably want to start using this stuff right away and making women laugh. So, we'll start there...

As I mentioned earlier, even some of the best comedians come prepared. They put together a "set" or a "bit", they memorize it, and then they deliver it to an audience.

You can use that same simple strategy to be funny almost instantly. You simply have to put together your own "canned" material that you can pull out of your bag of trick whenever you want.

Important: While I will give you some examples of funny stuff to say throughout this report, I am not going to give you everything, word-for-word. There's a very good reason for that which I will go over soon. Trust me, you'll actually do better if I don't give you my stuff but instead teach you to compile your own.

One of the things you can do right away is to get a notepad and start compiling a list of one-liners. (I recommend that you have a note specifically for writing down your jokes, one-liners, funny stories, and all your comedy material. Do not use this notepad for anything else.)

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