The Christmas Cracker Jokes Quiz



Christmas Cracker Jokes Quiz 2016 Team Name________________________

|1. |Who is the best singer in the North Pole? | |

|2. |Why is Christmas such an emotional time of the year? | |

|3. |What do Polar Bears write in their Christmas cards? | |

|4. |How does an Inuit fix his house? | |

|5. |What does Santa use to take photos? | |

|6. |Why does Santa give his Elves Christmas cake? | |

|7. |Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? | |

|8. |Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? | |

|9. |How do you make an apple puff? | |

|10. |What did Cinderella say when the chemists lost her photographs? | |

|11. |What award goes to designers of door knockers? | |

|12. |What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? | |

|13. |Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? | |

|14. |What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? | |

|15. |What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? | |

Christmas Cracker Jokes 2016 Answers

1. Elfis

2. Because everyone feels so Santa-Mental

3. Have a Beary Merry Christmas

4. Igloos it together

5. A North Pole-aroid

6. Because he likes Pudding smiles on their faces

7. Because it soots him

8. He wanted to sleep like a log

9. Chase it round the garden

10. Someday my prints will come

11. A No Bell prize

12. A stick

13. A mince spy

14. Claustrophobia

15. Mistle-toad

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