BOWLS HUMOUR - Mulgrave Country Club
BOWLS HUMOUR
Volume 6
Let's face it ... life is too short to dwell on your bowling wins and losses. Have some fun during your time on the green ... share a laugh and some friendly bowls banter with your opponents. With the kind assistance and permission of cartoonist Ron "Ako" Atkinson, we've collated a number of lawn bowls cartoons to help put a smile on your face ... enjoy.
Mulgrave Country Club .au
IF ONLY
If you can always roll the jack, right at your skipper's feet, If you can always draw the shot, the one that must be beat.
When asked to play a 'yard on' do you judge it to perfection ? And when you're called to drive, can you always make correction ?
If you can come up smiling when the other bloke, Puts your good shot out of play and treats it as a joke.
If you're the one who saves the day, I'll say to you my son, "You're a bloody bowling hero, what's more the only one !!"
SARCASM
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ASK THE SKIP
JUST DRAW THE SHOT
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The lads had arranged to have a practice session before the big match.
Sunday morning was chosen and they all arrived on time except Harry.
When he finally arrived, the others all asked; "what kept you ?"
"Well, it was a toss-up as to whether I went to church or joined you blokes bowling", Harry replied.
"That shouldn't have taken long ", said the skip.
"Well it did, I had to toss 13 times".
PRACTICE REQUIRED
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SNEAKY
TWO UP
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