A Joke-a-Day: 200 Kid-Friendly Jokes for the Classroom
A Joke-A-Day
For The Classroom
By Brandi Jordan, Managing Editor Of The Teachers¡¯ Lounge, A Really Good Stuff? Blog
A Joke-A-Day:
200 Kid-Friendly Jokes For The Classroom
Happy, smiling children make for eager, engaged learners. With the myriad of
testing and assessments that take place throughout the school year, it is nice to
have a moment each day to make kids smile. Whether you start the morning off
with a joke or fit it in between math and reading lessons, a kid-friendly joke, tongue
twister, or riddle helps lighten the mood and gets your students thinking outside
the box.
Jokes and riddles offer a great segue into multiple word meanings, homophones,
language manipulation, alliteration, and more. Need a new way to grab your ESL/
ELL students¡¯ attention? Try telling them a joke. Want to challenge your students to
use language in different ways? Ask them to write jokes and riddles. The inherent
¡°fun factor¡± of jokes makes them an easy sell and much less intimidating than
asking students to write a paragraph.
If you think writing a joke is easy, think again. It requires students to
not only understand the way words are put together, but encourages
them to expand their vocabulary. With a strong emphasis in the
Common Core State Standards on vocabulary, writing and telling
jokes is the perfect, kid-friendly way to meet those standards.
The 200 kid-friendly jokes in this book are great for classroom (or
home) use. Encourage students to create a joke a day for your
classroom and create a book that they can take home at the end
of the year. Inspiration, humor, and kid-friendly fun are a sure-fire
recipe for student success.
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A Joke-A-Day
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200 Kid-Friendly Jokes For The Classroom
¡õ¡õDay 1
Q: What do you get when you throw a
lot of books into the ocean?
¡õ¡õDay 8
Q: Why did the chicken go to jail?
A: Because he was using fowl language.
A: A title wave.
¡õ¡õDay 2
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
¡õ¡õDay 9
Q: What has two legs but can¡¯t walk?
A: A pair of pants.
A: A trash truck.
¡õ¡õDay 3
Q: Why couldn¡¯t the bicycle stand up?
¡õ¡õDay 10
Q: Why was the math book always
worried?
A: Because it was two tired.
A: Because it had so many problems.
¡õ¡õDay 4
Q: What do you call a boomerang that
doesn¡¯t come back?
¡õ¡õDay 11
Q: Which school supply is king of the
classroom?
A: A stick.
A: The ruler.
¡õ¡õDay 5
Q: Why did the man take his clock to
the vet?
¡õ¡õDay 12
Q: Which vegetable should you never
invite on a boat trip?
A: Because it had ticks.
A: A leek.
¡õ¡õDay 13
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel
when he discovered electricity?
A: He was shocked.
¡õ¡õDay 14
Q: Why did the horse chew with his
mouth open?
A: Because he had bad stable manners.
¡õ¡õDay 6
Q: What did the mouse say to the
other mouse when he tried to steal his
cheese?
¡õ¡õDay 15
Q: What¡¯s a tornado¡¯s favorite game to
play?
A: That¡¯s nacho cheese.
A: Twister.
¡õ¡õDay 7
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
¡õ¡õDay 16
Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
A: Lemon-aid.
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200 Kid-Friendly Jokes For The Classroom
¡õ¡õDay 17
Q: Why couldn¡¯t the pirate play cards?
¡õ¡õDay 26
Q: Why did the pony get detention?
A: Because he was always on the deck.
A: Because he was horsing around.
¡õ¡õDay 18
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
¡õ¡õDay 27
Q: What lights up a stadium?
A: At the North Pole.
A: A soccer match.
¡õ¡õDay 19
Q: What¡¯s a ghost¡¯s favorite fruit?
A: Boo-berries.
¡õ¡õDay 20
Q: Why did the robber take a shower?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
¡õ¡õDay 21
Q: What did the mayonnaise say when
the refrigerator was opened?
A: Close the door! I¡¯m dressing!
¡õ¡õDay 22
Q: What do you call a shoe made from
a banana?
A: A slipper.
¡õ¡õDay 23
Q: What did the apple tree say to the
farmer?
¡õ¡õDay 28
Q: What¡¯s bigger than an elephant, but
doesn¡¯t weigh anything?
A: His shadow.
¡õ¡õDay 29
Q: Why did the teacher have to wear
sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright.
A: Stop picking on me!
¡õ¡õDay 30
Q: Which bus crossed the ocean?
¡õ¡õDay 24
Q: Why are there fences around
cemeteries?
A: Columbus.
¡õ¡õDay 31
Q: What do you call a pig that does
karate?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
¡õ¡õDay 25
Q: Where do cows go on the weekend?
A: A pork chop.
A: To the moo-vies.
¡õ¡õDay 32
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
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200 Kid-Friendly Jokes For The Classroom
¡õ¡õDay 33
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh.
¡õ¡õDay 42
Q: How do monsters tell their
fortunes?
A: They read their horror-scopes.
¡õ¡õDay 34
Q: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and
bananas all have in common?
A: They can all do splits.
¡õ¡õDay 43
Q: Where does the witch park her
vehicle?
A: In the broom closet.
¡õ¡õDay 35
Q: What¡¯s a frog¡¯s favorite game?
A: Hopscotch.
¡õ¡õDay 44
Q: What is a witch¡¯s favorite subject in
school?
¡õ¡õDay 36
Q: What dies but never lives?
A: Spelling.
A: A battery.
¡õ¡õDay 45
Q: Why couldn¡¯t the ghost see his
parents?
¡õ¡õDay 37
Q: What day of the week does the
potato look forward to the least?
A: Fry-day.
¡õ¡õDay 38
Q: What do you call a seagull that flies
over the bay?
A: Because they were trans-parents.
¡õ¡õDay 46
Q: What do you do if you¡¯re a fan of
Dracula¡¯s?
A: You join his fang club.
¡õ¡õ Day 47
Q: Where do ghosts go for a
swim?
A: A bagel.
¡õ¡õDay 39
Q: What is Dracula¡¯s
favorite fruit?
A: The Dead Sea.
¡õ¡õ Day 48
Q: Whom did the monster
ask to kiss his boo-boos
after he fell?
A: Neck-tarines.
¡õ¡õDay 40
Q: What does a skeleton
order for dinner?
A: His mummy.
A: Spare ribs.
¡õ¡õ Day 49
Q: What makes a skeleton
laugh?
¡õ¡õDay 41
Q: What¡¯s a ghost¡¯s
favorite dessert?
A: When something tickles his
funny bone.
A: Ice Scream.
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