HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS
HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS
Benjamin: Come on in the doors open.
Andie: Hi!!!
Benjamin: Hey there. I hope you brought your appetite girl. We’ve got a feast tonight.
Andie: Ohhhhh, Benny isn’t that sweet.
Benjamin: Go ahead and pour yourself a glass of wine. We got dinner in about five, and tip-off in about eight.
Andie: Great! I’m starving.
Benjamin: Oh so perfectly pink.
Andie: Sheryl, Tori, Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly....the gangs all here!
Benjamin: Great! Two minutes to gametime!
Andie: You walked in to the party, like you were walking onto a yacht. You had strategically dipped below one eye. Your scarf it was apricot. You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte. And all the girls dreamed that they’d be BEN’S partner...they’d be BEN’S partner and your so vain.
Benjamin: Wow. Look at all this stuff. Those are cute....I saw the new comforter. What you got in the box?
Andie: Oh. It’s a baby fern.
Benjamin: Really? Oh yeah?
Andie: Just like our relationship. A helpless little baby in need of tender loving care.
Benjamin: Thanks.
Andie: You had me several years ago.
Benjamin: Turn it down. Have a seat. Get ready. Hmm hum. Game two. Welcome to the front row madame.
Andie: Oh, oh...here.
Benjamin: Dinner is served. Chefs special tonight, lamb with a cherry glaze. Start you off with the main dish, right about there. A few carrots. Whoa whoa, whoa, hey, hey. You OK?
Andie: It’s beautiful.
Benjamin: Thanks.
Andie: You’re beautiful. The game, the whole thing. I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb...little lamb.....You have to take it away before I gag.
Benjamin: Ok.
Andie: Does Princess Sophia wanna come out and play?
Benjamin: Who’s Princess Sophia? No, no, no ,no..Aw, yo-yo-yo-yo-Whoa, whoa, whoa your kidding me right?...Princess Sophia?
Andie: Little-big-little-big, I don’t know we we’ll find out!
Benjamin: Aw, you know hang on a second. Ah, no, no. All right, listen, you can’t name my.....my member....Princess Sophia, it doesn’t...
Andie: Yes I can.
Benjamin: Listen, ok listen to me, if your gonna name..my member, all right, you gotta name it something hyper-masculine, okay? Something like, Spike, or Butch, or Krull, the warrior king. but not Princess Sophia.
Andie: What did you just say?
Benjamin: Spike? You know what I mean?
Andie: No, no, after Spike.
Benjamin: Butch.
Andie: After Butch!!!
Benjamin: Krull...Krull the warrior king.
Andie: Does Krull the warrior king wanna come out and play? Oh come on...
Benjamin: No.
Andie: Krull!!!
Benjamin: You know what...due to intense humiliation, the king has momentarily abdicated his throne. Okay?
Andie: Oh, uh-oh!!
Benjamin: Yeah.
Andie: Well in that case, I’d better be going. Take care of our love fern honey.
Benjamin: Can I see you tomorrow?
Andie: Really?
Benjamin: I hope so.
Andie: Call me.
Benjamin: I will.
Andie: And I’ll call you. Answer your phone....what?
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