Signs and Notices Z520

[Pages:1]Signs and Notices ? with unintentional humour

mittelschulvorbereitung.ch/englisch Z520

You can get two free drinks for the price of one. In a restaurant: Shoes are required to eat inside. Outside a restaurant: Help keep the birds healthy. Don't feed them restaurant food. At a Sri Lankan swimming pool: Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty.

In a bookstore: Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books.

On a display of "I Love you Only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.

At the approach to a bridge in New London, Connecticut STOP ON WHITE LINE WHEN RED

Outside a skating rink; Rollerskate for Health. Inside same rink; Skate at Your Own Risk

On a Newton, Massachusetts, club: LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY

In an Orlando safari park: Elephants Please Stay in Your Car.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

At a tourist spot in Nova Scotia: CAUTION--SLIPPERY ROCKS AND SUDDEN SWELLS AND WAVES RISING ABOVE THE ROCKS EVEN ON FINE AND CALM DAYS HAVE CAUSED MANY ACCIDENTS AND DROWNINGS. ENJOY THEM AT A SAFE DISTANCE.

In a restaurant: Free dinner on your birthday. If today is your birthday, show us a valid driver's license as proof, and you will get your entree free. One a year only.

In a restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends

Outside a Mexico City disco: Members and Non-Members Only

On a California freeway: Fine For Littering.

Automatic Washing Machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a barbershop: During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here.

At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."

Over cash register in a Seattle clothing store: WE DON'T CHANGE UNDERWEAR

In the window of a Woodsville, Washington, store: OUT OF BUSINESS THANKS TO OUR CUSTOMERS

Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

In a New Hampshire jewellery store: Ears pierced while you wait.

ILL. "DOGS AND CREAM" PHOTO BY LDs

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