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SCARY, GROSS and WEIRD-WEEK 2 Oct. 21, 2012DID YOU SEE IT? SCARY..CRAZY! MAN IN SPACE VIDEOLITTLE MORE RESEARCH: MORE BIBLE WEIRD…SCARY!95% NEVER HEARD THIS!Paul preached to the congregation. Our plan was to leave first thing in the morning, but Paul talked on, way past midnight…. A young man named Eutychus was sitting in an open window. As Paul went on and on, Eutychus fell sound asleep and toppled out the third-story window. When they picked him up, he was dead. ACTS 20:7-9THAT’S WHY SERMONS SHOULD BE SHORT!??10?Paul went down, bent over him, and took him into his arms. “Don’t worry,” he said, “he’s alive!” 11?Then they all went back upstairs, …and ate together. Acts 20:10-11PREACHER STILL DIDN’T LEARN!Paul continued talking to them until dawn, and then he left. 12?Meanwhile, the young man was taken home unhurt, and everyone was greatly relieved. Acts 20:11-12WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?-ENCOURAGE PREACHERS-PAUL BORING?#1- IT’S GOOD TO LAUGH… “Being Cheerful keeps you healthy. It is a slow death to be gloomy all the time.” Prov. 17:22Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then they said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.” PSALM 126:2Then Abraham fell on his face and laughed and said to himself, “Shall a child be born to a man who is a hundred years old? Shall Sarah, who is ninety years old, bear a child?” Genesis 17:17A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength. Proverbs 17:22ANOTHER FUNNY STORY…OLD SCHOOL!ILLUSTRATED BIBLE CLIP: VIDEO And he went up from thence unto Bethel. And as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him and said unto him, "Go up, thou bald head! Go up, thou bald head!"?And he turned back and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two shebears out of the wood and tore forty and two children of them. 2 Kings 2:23-25 KJVEXPLAIN DIFFERENT BIBLE TRANSLATIONS: get one you can understand!Another time, Elisha was on his way to Bethel and some little kids came out from the town and taunted him, "What's up, old baldhead! Out of our way, skinhead!" Elisha turned, took one look at them, and cursed them in the name of God. Two bears charged out of the underbrush and knocked them about, ripping them limb from limb—forty-two children in all! ?Elisha went on to Mount Carmel, and then returned to Samaria… 2Kings 2:23-25 MSGWHATS THE LESSON…WHY IS IT IN THE BIBLE? #2- DON’T MESS WITH GOD’S MAN!Obey your leaders. Be willing to do what they say. They are responsible for your spiritual welfare, so they are always watching to protect you. Obey them so that their work will give them joy, not grief. It won’t help you to make it hard for them. Hebrew 13:17 #3-WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!- EVER SAID SOMETHING YOU REGRET?AREN’T YOU GLAD A BEAR DIDN’T COME AND EAT YOU!"Death and life are in the power of the tongue." Proverbs 18:21 STICK MY TONGUE OUT…IT’S GROSS….BUT WON’T DIE! IT’S WORDS THAT HAVE POWER! WORD VIDEOShut Up! You're no good! You're lazy! You're stupid! You will never make it! What is wrong with you! Your too old! No one wants you! No one likes you! You can't do it! You're ugly! Get away from me. Why can't you be more like your brother! I am sorry you were ever born! Why are you not perfect? You're crazy! You're fat! What kind of Christian are you! Give up! God's not with you! You a preacher, Yeah right!WEIRD: SOMETHING SO SMALL…BUT SO POWERFUL! 7?People can tame all kinds of animals…?but no one can tame the tongue. It is restless and evil, full of deadly poison. 9?Sometimes it praises our Lord, and sometimes it curses those who have been made in the image of God. 10?And so blessing and cursing come pouring out of the same mouth. Surely, this is not right! James 3:7-10SO WHAT CAN WE DO?"Post a guard at my mouth, God, set a watch at the door of my lips." – Psalm 141:3, MSGDo not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. Ephesians 4:29POWERFUL WORDS: AMAZING GRACE LIKE ME VIDEO ................
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